> > A man walks into the doctors.... > > Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?" > Man - "I've got an orange willy doc." > Doc - "What??" > Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." > > Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could > be a sign of > stress; do you suffer from stress? > Man - "Not really" > > Doc - "What about stress at work?" > Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for > a boss, I > worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" > Doc - "That sounds very stressful" > Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 > times the salary > and I feel really appreciated" > > Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?" > Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags > non-stop and puts me > down every chance she gets" > Doc - "That sounds stressful" > Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier." > > Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?" > Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." > Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" > Man - "Watch pornography and eat Wotsits" > > >
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