hahah - good one - lol
> -----Original Message----- > From: Chris Alvarado [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 3:28 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Liberal vs. Conservative vs. Texan debate > > > To anyone who hasn't seen this, I got a kick out of it . . . . . > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > > > Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two > small > children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes > around > the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your > hand > is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere > seconds before > he > reaches you and your family. What do you do? > > Liberal Answer: > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the > man > look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is > inspiring > him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What > about the > kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife > out of > his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is > it possible > he'd > be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or > would > he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold > on, > could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so > confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to > try to > come to a conclusion. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Conservative Answer: > BANG! > > > > Texan's Answer: > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... > (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed) Wife: > "Sweetheart, > he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" > Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" > > > > > > -chris.alvarado > [ application developer ] > 4 Guys Interactive, Inc. > http://www.4guys.com > phone: 281.807.4344 x1716 > fax: 281.807.4384 > > "We create websites that make you a hero." > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
