> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
> tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
> swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

You may not _need_ special footwear, but give your lady a pair of this
season's Manolo Blahniks with interweaving gold spaghetti calf straps and
watch what it does.  Footwear has its place in lovemaking, hence the term
"knocking boots." ;)

> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
> antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This sounds weird, because lovemaking increases blood flow to the nasal
capillaries causing them to swell and block the nasal passages.

So you're saying that if I'm suffering from too much histamine in my system,
slamming the cookie helps?  So next time I have a blocking head cold,
playing the Kielbasa Cowboy will help me breath again?

This is a breakthrough!

The only problem will be sounding like Elmer Fudd during the seduction
beforehand. ;)

Respectfully,

Adam Phillip Churvis
Advanced Intensive ColdFusion MX Training
http://www.ColdFusionTraining.com
E-mail:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Phone:   770-446-8866
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http://www.macromedia.com/support/forums/team_macromedia/

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