A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always > getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred > in their town, their sons would get the blame. > > The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in > disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The > clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. > > So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. > > The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" > > They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. > > The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" > > Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. > > So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the > boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" > > The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. > > When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" > > The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG > trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
> -----Original Message----- > From: BethF [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 4:44 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: i am really cranky > > > been on the phone with tech support at websense since 7:30 > this morning on > and off > > Someone tell me a joke, or else > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike > and Merlin, the > MTB > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
