ROFL. Not to make a stereotype or anything, but this really happened:
On our first trip to Kaua'i, wife & I went into a Long's Drugs to buy suntan oil etc. Did big double-take when we happened to walk down the aisle with the condoms, and a section had a bold-type sign "Oriental size". Oh, well, as the instructions say: "Please to putting Tab A with Slot B". And if it fits, it fits... -Ben :-) > A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register > he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout > girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked," What > size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him > to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of > him and called over the intercom," One box of large condoms, Register > 5." > > The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, > was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the > checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could > have some brought to the register for him. > > She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked > him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the > intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." > > A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen > was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a > live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the > register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what > size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he > did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then > picked up the intercom and said......."Cleanup, register 5." > > > > > ~~ > Stephenie > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.449 / Virus Database: 251 - Release Date: 1/27/2003 > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
