I sent those to my sister and she sent back a few stories that her fiance (a pilot for American) told her.
> And there is the capt that flew with Joel who, a few minutes after take off, > slammed his fist loudly on the fuselage and shouted "what the hell was > that???" into his head set. Joel asked him what the matter was, and he said > "aahhhh nothin. I just like to have my bases covered incase I screw up. > They'll be looking for that noise forever!" > > Doesn't that make you feel safe? > > Of course there are the ones who make lewd comments into the headset of the > attendants while they are doing their safety demonstrations, and it was > always fun for them to annoy the jump seater in the Saab joel used to fly. > The lav was directly behind the co-pilot's seat, and the toilet backed up to > that shared wall with the cockpit. So when a guy had to go to the bathroom, > he would lift the seat to rest against that wall and stand facing the > cockpit. Those who knew better held the seat lid inplace during their > visit. Those who did not got a nasty surprise when one of the pilots in the > cock pit would pound on that wall and make the seat fall forward onto the > one in the lu!! I think new guys were especially easy targets. > > WHat fun! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
