LOL I can beat that! Want to see me unzip my file?
-Ben > Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan, were sitting naked in a > sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm > and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questionably. "That was my > pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." > > A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to > his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobil phone. I have a > microchip in my hand." > > The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had > to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to > the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his > behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan > finally said..... > > "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
