Ouch....not fair...not fair at all...that's hitting below the belt. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 9:03 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: A story
Anti-Spammers remind me of PETA ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Stanley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 7:42 AM Subject: RE: A story Jail is too good for spammers -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 5:00 AM To: CF-Community Subject: A story The gates of the California prison open and a new inmate is ushered in. The guards are rough with him and throws him into the worst section of the prison. The section where mass murderers, rapists and the most violent of criminals dwell. Seeing how the guards are treating the new inmate, the residents of the section think that he must be something truly evil. They go over to get a feeling of who he is and each goes over his rap sheet trying to out-do the next guy. "I killed an entire family, even the dog" says one. "I blew up a restaurant next to a bank, killing everyone inside" says another. The litany of evil goes on and on until they finish and are ready to hear from the new guy. Sweating, he mumbles "I sent spam". A yell goes up from all the assembled inmates and they shout .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Three cheers for the warden for sending us a new wife!" Now you know why I'm not a judge or lawyer. :) Thanks to Jennifer Larkin for the story idea. Michael Dinowitz Master of the House of Fusion http://www.houseoffusion.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
