SECRET SERVICE: 
Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private 
investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the beginning of 
the Secret Service. 
Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number 
of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. 
Now, in response to 9/11, we have the new "Federal Air Transportation 
Airport Security Service." 
Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their 
black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: 
F A T A S S 
I feel safer already.

-Ben



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