so Heidi says, as she bench presses BenD, "zo, ve VILL haff sex, my little boytoy, and you vill LUFF it !!" <hee hee>
-Ben At 12:43 PM 3/13/03 -0500, you wrote: >Ah, I missunderstood the term 'boytoy' -- I had thought you meant "a toy for >boys" rather than "my (your) toy who is a boy" > >That makes all the difference. :-) > >I once had a crush on a Valkyrie type named Heidi -- 6'1" and if we me today >could probably bench press me. :-) Too bad about that 'husband' thing of >hers... :-( > > >-- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > >: -----Original Message----- >: From: Beth Fleischer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >: Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 12:28 PM >: To: CF-Community >: Subject: Re: RE: RE: Solidarity >: >: >: Actually, Ben, I have always been attracted to tall, lanky >: fellows. Sadly, though, they always make me feel like an giant, >: amazonian beast. >: >: But boytoy is short and slender. And adorable despite his chicken legs. >: >: >: >: ----- Original Message ----- >: From: Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >: Date: Thursday, March 13, 2003 8:22 am >: Subject: RE: RE: Solidarity >: >: > I would tend to disagree. I've dated at least two women who >: > considered both >: > songs to be validation of an alternative interpretation of beauty, >: > or, if >: > you will, 'booty'. >: > >: > And if there's one kind of girl I've never dated (and hope to >: > avoid dating >: > in the future) it's a stupid one. Brains turn me on. Vacuous >: > women make me >: > wonder how the human race continues to breed. >: > >: > All this can be tied back to things I said a while back (probably >: > last year) >: > in another thread about conventional standards of beauty and the >: > fact that >: > some of us think that women shouldn't poke you with ribs when you >: > hug them. >: > :-) >: > >: > In the end, though, the songs are just fun. Now if they would >: > only write >: > some validating the attractiveness of guys with visible ribs..... >: > >: > >: > -- Ben Doom >: > Programmer & General Lackey >: > Moonbow Software, Inc >: > >: > : -----Original Message----- >: > : From: Beth Fleischer [EMAIL PROTECTED] >: > : Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 12:10 PM >: > : To: CF-Community >: > : Subject: Re: RE: Solidarity >: > : >: > : >: > : luckily for me, this is boytoys anthem. >: > : >: > : ----- Original Message ----- >: > : From: Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >: > : Date: Thursday, March 13, 2003 7:56 am >: > : Subject: RE: Solidarity >: > : >: > : > I like big butts, and I cannot lie. >: > : > You other brothers can't deny, >: > : > When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist >: > : > And a round thing in your face >: > : > You get SPRUNG! >: > : > >: > : > Or, if you prefer something more classic-rockish >: > : > >: > : > Oh, won't you take me home tonight? >: > : > Oh, down beside that red firelight. >: > : > Oh, you got to let it all hang out. >: > : > Fat bottomed girls, >: > : > You make the rockin' world go round! >: > : > >: > : > -- Ben Doom >: > : > Programmer & General Lackey >: > : > Moonbow Software, Inc >: > : > >: > : > : -----Original Message----- >: > : > : From: Beth Fleischer [EMAIL PROTECTED] >: > : > : Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2003 11:47 AM >: > : > : To: CF-Community >: > : > : Subject: Re: Solidarity >: > : > : >: > : > : >: > : > : you haven't seen my fatass lately. >: > : > : >: > : > : ----- Original Message ----- >: > : > : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Bill Wheatley) >: > : > : Date: Thursday, March 13, 2003 3:35 am >: > : > : Subject: Re: Solidarity >: > : > : >: > : > : > nah actually you are very attractive >: > : > : > ----- Original Message ----- >: > : > : > From: "Beth Fleischer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >: > : > : > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >: > : > : > Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 3:14 PM >: > : > : > Subject: Re: Solidarity >: > : > : > >: > : > : > >: > : > : > Ben's experience has inspired me to get back on my healthy >: > eating: > : > habitstrack and lose the 15 pounds i have gained. >: > : > : > >: > : > : > While I do exercise every day, I know that my fat ass puts >: > me at >: > : > : > risk for >: > : > : > diabetes. And makes me look like a fatass. >: > : > : > >: > : > : > Thank you ben, for inspiring me with your healthy and positive >: > : > : > attitude. >: > : > : > ----- Original Message ----- >: > : > : > From: "Haggerty, Mike" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >: > : > : > Date: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 6:10 am >: > : > : > Subject: Solidarity >: > : > : > >: > : > : > > Given the people on this list and their loved ones >: > affected by >: > : > : > various> medical issues which will require a lifestyle >: > change, I >: > : > : > want to >: > : > : > > show my >: > : > : > > concern for their challenges in a meaningful way. >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > I assume many of the CF-Community people are like me, >: > : > spending a >: > : > : > large> amount of time behind a computer each day, eating large >: > : > : > portions> of just >: > : > : > > about anything that passes for food each day for lunch, and >: > : > utterly: > > deficient when it comes to exercise. >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > Given that it is the lenten season and I am supposed to be >: > : > giving: > > somethingup anyway, I am going to work consciously to >: > : > change my >: > : > : > > habits as a tribute >: > : > : > > to those who have to change theirs. I am going to eat >: > healthier: > : > > and get more >: > : > : > > exercise. Tonight when I get home I am going to lift some >: > : > weights: > > (I would >: > : > : > > do cardio but I already walk half an hour each day as it >: > : > is), for >: > : > : > > dinner I >: > : > : > > am going to have a grilled chicken breast and some >: > broccoli, and >: > : > : > I am >: > : > : > > probably going to just have a salad for lunch. Tomorrow >: > I will >: > : > : > > repeat this >: > : > : > > process, and will do so everyday until I feel I have really >: > : > : > > changed my ways. >: > : > : > > And the snacks, the Famous Amos cookies my company provides >: > : > : > > developers for >: > : > : > > free and somehow make their way to my desk each afternoon, >: > : > nixed.: > > >: > : > : > > That's my pledge, anyways. I don't really want to think >: > about: > : > what my >: > : > : > > arteries look like, or what they are going to look like >: > in 10 >: > : > : > > years. With a >: > : > : > > little determination, I am confident I can drop about 10-20 >: > : > pounds: > > in the >: > : > : > > process. >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > Anyone else up for such a challenge? I am sharing my >: > : > thoughts in >: > : > : > > the hope >: > : > : > > that some other people feel strong enough to want to >: > make a >: > : > change: > > in their >: > : > : > > lives. If that is the case, I will be willing to >: > organize this >: > : > : > > effort and >: > : > : > > put up a community Web site where we can all track our >: > results,: > : > > post tips / >: > : > : > > links / other stuff. >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > M >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > > >: > : > : > >: > : > : > >: > : > : >: > : > >: > : >: > >: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
