LOL! Okay, you win the "best story I've heard in a while" contest.
-Kevin > -----Original Message----- > From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 1:58 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Christian vs. Muslim > > > I don't actually fit all the way in it. It is just a pistachio > shell. Really it just leaves a tiny red stain on my butt. But it > generates a lot of conversation (snickers and nudges, really, but > I take what I can get.) And I had to pay for it myself. Don't be jealous. > > That reminds me of a month I spent one week in San Antonio, Texas. > > I was down there running a booth at a defense contractor > convention (ICATT-VET, I think). > > I was in the booth at 4:30 AM setting up the carpet, walls, and > the 15 networked computers and simulators. > > At about noon I noticed a loud banging from under a table against > the back wall. > > It turns out the BBN booth we backed up against had a couple of > UNIX programmers in a small room under the stage. They had been > in there since the previous night, and I had built our wall right > up against their escape hatch. > > (picture 4 chubby, shaggy bearded men in stained t-shirts and > chinos and mismatched socks climbing out a 24x24 inch door) > > Their job was to run the entire "battlenet" for all the > contractors, but I guess they didn't want to be seen by the > crowds (or BBN didn't wan t them seen). > > I often check under my desk before settling in for the day just > in case there is a geek or two hiding under there. > > Jerry Johnson > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 03/28/03 02:38PM >>> > Damn they gave you a shell? > > I feel cheated. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Jerry Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 2:37 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Christian vs. Muslim > > > I just thought it funny that _either_ could have been appropriate in that > sentence. > > *crawls back into shell under desk* > > Jerry Johnson > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
