Todd-
ROFLMAO
I would have had Pepsi spewing out my nose
:-)
-Ben
> LOL
>
> This one DID happen to me.
>
> One day, I got a call from a frequent newsgroup user. He was complaining
> that he couldn't find one of his favorite news groups. I told him that the
> guy who administered the news server wasn't in and also explained about how
> the news comes into us from other feeds and it might have gotten lost, blah,
> blah, blah.
>
> After the explanation, he decided he wanted me to see if I could find it to
> rule out the possibility that something was wrong with his news reader.
> *sigh* .. figuring it was easier to humor him than try to explain, I asked
> him which one he was looking for. He replied,
> "alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lesbian.shaved", *cough*!
>
> I thought the guy was kidding, but he was really serious and this was a real
> concern for him. So, trying to be ever helpful, I figured I would try to
> find something similar for him. Now keep in mind, I was the only one
> hearing his side of the conversation and no one was paying attention to my
> screen to see the names of the newsgroups I was scrolling through.
>
> I finally found one that I hoped would be close enough for him and said
> "Until I can talk to one of the engineers and find out if this is going to
> be a permanent thing, you might want to try
> alt.sex.pictures.lesbians.shaved."
>
> Immediately after I said that I saw the guy beside me cough and choke as his
> Pepsi dripped out of his nose.
>
> Ah, the good ol' days. :)
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Dan Phillips" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2003 10:37 AM
> Subject: Funny story
>
>
> > This didn't happen to me but I found it on the web.
> >
> > As you all know I do tech support for an ISP. This is a call I got
> > today.
> >
> > Lady: Sir I have a PERTINENT question for you. (she actually used the
> > word pertinent)
> >
> > Me: Yes Ma'am, How can I help you?
> >
> > Lady: You see, I found a cat in my building.
> >
> > Me: Yes? ( wtf??? )
> >
> > Lady: So I go to my Outlook Express, I typed in the name of the city I
> > live in, and surrounding municipalities... I wrote a message that I
> > found a cat, my address and my phone number. And I click "SEND ALL", The
> > e-mail does not want to go! There is a error message. How do I send my
> > neighbours a message saying I found a cat????
> >
> > ME: Ma'am, let me explain something to you... (and I go on explaining
> > between fits of convulsive laughter how e-mail works)...
> >
> > Lady: So what do I do with the cat?
> >
> > Me: Can I suggest SPCA.
> >
> > Lady : But You're Tech support! You have to help me!!!!!!!
> >
> > ME : (Banging my head on desk) I'm sorry ma'am, I can't help you with
> > that.
> >
> > Lady: Well thanks a lot!!!!!!
> >
> > She hung up....I really need to go back to school.
>
>
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