> > > > > >Came across this today, written by Rick Mercer: > > > >On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to > >the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very > >well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. > > > >I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it > >wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact > >that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. > >After all it's not like you actually elected him. > > > >I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees > >than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper > >and better than your own. > > > >I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our > >excuse would be that our teams were much, much, much, much better > >than yours. > > > >I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I > >notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your > >beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your > >Pain. > > > >I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going > >up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your > >side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched > >in against Hitler, But that was different. Everyone knew he had > >weapons. > > > >And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we > >are constantly apologizing for things in a passive aggressive way > >which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that > >you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you > >get upset with. > > > >Thank you. >
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