I've noticed that myself. Some women assume that because you are being what I would call a proper gentleman that you are trying to get some, or at least a date.
Can't I just be an overall nice guy? I don't become a complete jerk until I have known you for at least a week. > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:34 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release > > "good Southern manners"? > that leaves me a huge opening for a punny comment, > but oh <n/m>... > ;-) > > -Ben > > > I ended up going out with a girl because I have good Southern manners. > I > > was friends with her roommate, and would drop by. If her roommate > wasn't > > there, I'd chat for a few moments before leaving, or entertain her while > > waiting. Eventually, she took it into her head that I was coming by to > see > > her. We became friends. Eventually, I fell for her, but didn't push it > > because she had no interest in me. I would occasionally become > frustrated > > and leave, but I always came back and did my best to treat her as I > always > > had. The fact that I wasn't trying to convince or pressure her nor did > I > > just dissappear won her over. Go me! > > > > > > -- Ben Doom > > Programmer & General Lackey > > Moonbow Software, Inc > > > > : -----Original Message----- > > : From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 3:13 PM > > : To: CF-Community > > : Subject: Re: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release > > : > > : > > : Great story, MikeyD. > > : > > : I met my wife on a tour of Alcatraz (yes, the former prison in > > : San Francisco > > : Bay), and we were married 7 months later. (Got a life sentence <g>.) > > : > > : Anybody else have funny meeting stories?? > > : > > : -Ben > > : > > : > Oh, the story I could tell. > > : > She fled to Kansas after our first talk. I stalked her for > > : months till she > > : > relented and contacted me. When first we met, she went through > > : my wallet. We > > : > later met my parents. When next we met she took me to a place > > : of judgment and > > : > later we met her parents. Our third meeting had me dwelling in > > : her home and > > : > doing the dishes. We later strolled through the graveyard in > > : the light of day. > > : > Our courtship moved apace until we finally met on the dance > > : floor to decide our > > : > fate. Before the words could leave my mouth she pounced upon me > > : and captured me. > > : > I could not escape. Even the pirate wenches could not save me. > > : I was doomed! > > : > > > : > :::Translation::: > > : > > > : > The above is all true if strangely worded. After our first > > : phone call Judith > > : > went to Kansas for a writers workshop and didn't tell me. I > > : called her a number > > : > of times over the summer and past it. She later called me and > > : we met for a date. > > : > She was so nervous that she looked through my wallet. After the > > : date it was > > : > raining and we were near my home so I asked my parents to give > > : her a lift to the > > : > train. > > : > Our next date was to a writers workshop where they were > > : critiquing peoples > > : > works. After that we went to her home for supper. There were > > : holidays next and > > : > Judith's Grandmother died during the holiday. She called me > > : right after and I > > : > ran over to help out. I cleaned and did the dishes for her. I > > : also slept over > > : > the night on the sofa. The next day was the funeral. > > : > We dated a few more months till I was ready to ask her to marry > > : me. I 'mimed' it > > : > a few times to get my courage up and she was so exasperated > > : about it that the > > : > next time I did (which was going to be for real) she came out > > : and asked me a > > : > split second before. > > : > Sometime after that we were at a SF convention where two pirate > > : wenches were > > : > coming onto me (oh, what a nice tie). I was totally oblivious and > Judith > > : > explained it to me later. I was hers. :) > > : > > > : > > > : > > We finally learn how Mikey got such a lovely wife... > > : > > <eg> > > : > > > > : > > > > : > > -- Ben Doom > > : > > Programmer & General Lackey > > : > > Moonbow Software, Inc > > : > > > > : > > : -----Original Message----- > > : > > : From: Judith Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > : > > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:59 AM > > : > > : To: CF-Community > > : > > : Subject: Fw: [spam] Girlfriend 4.0 Press Release > > : > > : > > : > > : > > : > > : Okay, people, if you've got problems remembering your > > : > > : girlfriend's __ and can't seem to get any as a result, here's > the > > : > > : perfect software for you! 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