Announcing the new Microsoft BAT -- Better Athelete Technology. With new
improvements over aging standards, this new equipment will allow players to
outperform every other Athelete Technology out there. According to a
Microsoft representative, "BSD (Baseball Sytems Driver) is no longer even in
the same ballpark. BAT is in a league of its own."
Detractors point out that the MS BAT system violates several existing
standards and protocols, and market saturation would lead to unfair
advantage over those competitors using these "tried and true methods,"
according to Baseball Commissioner Richard Stallman. Microsoft's press
department has pointed out that BAT interfaces correctly with all existing
baseballs, and refused further comment.
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -----Original Message-----
: From: jon hall [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Wednesday, June 04, 2003 1:36 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: Say it ain't so
:
:
: No no no...the commisioners office and Sosa will release a joint
: press release about how he wasn't cheating, he was just doing
: application specific optimizations.
:
: --
: jon
: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
:
: Tuesday, June 3, 2003, 11:11:25 PM, you wrote:
: MR> Hello,
:
: MR> As a long time baseball fan who's seen pitchers improve
: dramatically over
: MR> the last 20 years, I personally question why they don't allow the
: MR> technology of the bat to improve...Guess its the whole stat
: thing. They
: MR> allow aluminum bats at the college level, maybe it's time to
: asterisk all
: MR> the old stats (pine stats) and move into the future. But
: UNTIL then he's a
: MR> cheater, cheater, cheater.
:
: MR> Sad,
: MR> Mike
:
: MR> .At 10:56 PM 6/3/2003 -0400, you wrote:
: >>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=577&ncid=577&e=3
&u=/nm/20030604/sp_nm/nl_sosa_dc
>>
>>
MR>
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