This must be the reason my family moved from NJ after I was born. :)
> (Disclaimer: I am from NJ, born and bred, so I'm allowed to make fun of > my home state ;) For any of you that may take offense.) > > > This note is for those outside the Garden State - > > Dear Consumas: > > It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies udda Windows XP New > Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. > If youse got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da commands. > > Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It > reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When youse > start da program, instead a da usual hary stringy like music, you hear a > little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. > > Please also note: > Recycle bin is labeled "Newark" > My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa" > The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk" > Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out" > Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses" > Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family > Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it > down > Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore" > Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" > pops up. > Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition: > > OK . . . . Sure ting > Cancel . . . . Fugetaboutit > Reset . . . . Start ova > Yes . . . . Yeah > No . . . . Nah > Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On > Browse . . . . Get a Looksee > Back . . . . U-Toin > Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa > Stop . . . . Knock it Off > Start . . . . Move it > Settings . . . . Here's da Rules > > We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a > copy of the Joisey Edition (not). > You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. > > You gotta problem wit dat? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Host with the leader in ColdFusion hosting. Voted #1 ColdFusion host by CF Developers. Offering shared and dedicated hosting options. www.cfxhosting.com/default.cfm?redirect=10481 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
