ROFL! : ) Judith ----- Original Message ----- From: "jon hall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 3:40 AM Subject: muffin joke
> This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 > years, die in a car crash. They had been in good health > the last ten years, mainly due to the wife's neurotic > interest in health food. > > When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to > their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful > kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. > > As they "oohed and aahed", the old man asked Peter how much > all this was going to cost. > > "It's free," Peter replied, Remember, this is Heaven." > > Next they went out back to see the championship golf course > the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges > every day, and each week the course changed to a new one > representing the great golf courses on Earth. > > The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" > > "This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You play for free." > > Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet > lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out. > > "How much to eat?" asked the old man. > > "Don't you understand yet?" St. Peter asked. "This is > heaven. It's free!" > > "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" > the old man asked timidly. > > "That's the best part... you can eat as much as you like of > whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get > sick. This is Heaven." > > The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your > #!$%&! bran muffins. I could have been here ten years > ago!" > > -- > jon > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
