I could see that one coming... ;-) -Ben
P.S. what a croc! <hehe> > Because I feel the list has been lacking any funny for a few days here is a > quick bar joke. > > > > A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by > his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the > astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth > and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his > mouth for one minute. > He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit > unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you > will buy me a drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood > up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in > the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd > gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and > rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator > opened his mouth and the man removed his you-know-what, unscathed > as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free > drinks was delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another offer. > "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." > > A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand > went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, > "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with > the beer bottle." > > > Rick > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
