ROFLMAO Have to be careful telling these at home, though - my wife is a blonde. :-)
-Ben > Thanks. > > Here is another blonde joke. My apologizes to any blondes on the list. > Please feel free to ReplaceAll Blondes w/Brunettes or ReplaceAll Girls with > Boys... > > A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool > and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the > bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls > absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, > "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair � given that you > are blind � that you should know five things: 1 � The bartender is a blonde > girl. 2 � The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 � I�m a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. > blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 � The woman sitting next to me > is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5 � The lady to your right > is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, > Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?� The blind man thinks for a > second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to > explain it five times." > > Andy > > -----Original Message----- > From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, August 15, 2003 8:45 AM > To: Heald, Tim; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; > [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: Temp List > > > Added: Adam Reynolds, Sandy Clark, Kevin Schmidt, and Andy Ousterhout > > -Kevin > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Heald, Tim" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, August 15, 2003 8:11 AM > Subject: Temp List > > > > Hey kids, > > > > Hit reply to all and we can keep ourselves entertained until the lists > come > > back. If you think of peeps to add go for it. > > > > Timothy Heald > > Information Systems Specialist > > Overseas Security Advisory Council > > U.S. Department of State > > 571.345.2235 > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
