Apparently it's not really clear if Robin Williams would agree with any of this either: ;^)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp Jim Davis > -----Original Message----- > From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 11:06 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: The Robin Williams' Plan > > Got this from a friend. There are many parts I agree with. Never happen, > but it > should. > > Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we > need now > is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. > > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for > peace. So, here's one plan: > > 1.The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their > affairs, > past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and > the > rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again. > > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > Germany, > South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would > station > troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. > > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and > leave. > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be > gathered > up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France > would > welcome them. > > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days > unless > given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed > in. If > you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum > would > never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 > cashiers. > > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they > don't > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. > > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become wise. This will include > developing > non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of > oil in > the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. > > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for > their > oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go some where > else > to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the > storage > sites would be enough.) > > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will > not > "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement > or > whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given > to the > army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. > > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't > need the > spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a > good > homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can > call > us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, > your > huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a > piece > of me?' > > If you agree with the above forward it to friends. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm
