Here is the text of a recent spam i received and my reply above it, for your amusement:
Dear Abacha family, How good it is to hear from you. It has been too long since we last spoke. It is a great tragedy that General Abacha was Cardiac Arrested. I know these Nigerian prisons are not really picnic areas. Likewise it is most unfortunate that you must stand while being molested. The fact that your accounts are frozen is almost too cruel to imagine. Many people have suffered terrible frostbite from handling frozen money, and this is a little-known fact. Clearly your husband's asses and vital parts are of no concern to civilians. I wish you plenty of free and frequent movements. Perhaps your money will be revaulted soon. in memoriam, Dr. Elmo Combo Phd. International School of Vegetarian Medicine 100 Goa Way, Suite 01 Shangri-La, ON CANADA URA N0B >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >Sent: September 10, 2003 1:35 PM >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: HELLO > > >Dear Friend, > >Thanks for your positive response , I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha, >the widow of >the late Gen. Sanni Abacha former Nigerian Military Head of >State who died >mysteriously as a result of Cardiac Arrest. Since after > >my husband?s death my family is under restriction of movement >and that not >withstanding, we are being molested, policed and our Bank >Account both here >and abroad are being frozen by the Nigerian Civilian Government. > >Furthermore, my eldest son is in detention by the Nigerian >Government for >more interrogation about my > >husband?s assets and some vital documents. Following the >recent discovery >of my husband?s Bank Account by > >the Nigerian Government with Swiss Bank in which the huge sum >of US$300Million >and DM250Milllion >was logged. I therefore decided to contact you in confidence that I was >able to move out the sum of > >US$25Million Dollars, which was secretly lodged in a trunk box >and deposited >with a Security Company as > >materials of Inheritance. > > >I therefore personally, appeal to you seriously and >religiously for your >urgent assistance to move this > >money into your country where I believe it will be safe since >I cannot leave >the country due to the > >restriction of movement imposed on the members of my family by >the Nigerian >Government. > > >You we be contacted by my family Attorney. He shall arrange >with you, in >order to liaise with you toward > >effective completion of this transaction. However, this funds have been >put in place in a secret vault > >through a diplomatic security company, as soon as you indicate >your interest, >forward to me your >Telephone Number, Fax Number and your Postal Address so that i >can manadate >my lawyer to send to you the > >Certificate of Deposit and other necessary documents, so that >you can help >to claim the luggage. > >Conclusively, we have agreed to offer you 30% of the total sum >while 70% >is to be held on trust by you > >until we decide on a suitable business investment in your >country subsequent >to our free movement by the > >Nigerian Government. > > >Please reply urgently and treat with absolute confidentiality >and sincerity. > > >Best >Regards, >Mrs. MAriam Abacha > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm
