I've seen a variant of that with the mom rather than the sister in law, very funny either way.
> -----Original Message----- > From: cfhelp [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 1:51 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Thursdays funny > > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only > one thing > bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her > younger sister. > > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight > mini-skirts > and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite > near me and I > got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She > never did it when she was near anyone else. > > One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check > the wedding > invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I > was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that > she couldn't > overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she > wanted to > make love to me just once before I got married and committed my > life to her > sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going > upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just > come up and > get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the > stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and > threw them > down the stairs at me. > > I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the > front door. > I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight > towards my > car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in > his eyes he > hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our > little test. > We couldn't ask for better a man for our daughter. Welcome to the > family." > > > > The moral of this story is .......... > > > > > > > > > > always keep your condoms in your car. > > > > > > > > > > Rick > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ColdFusion MX 6.1, now 2.5 times faster. http://www.macromedia.com/software/coldfusion/productinfo/upgrade/jump/introducing.html?trackingid=ColdFusion_468x60g_HouseofFusion_carat_082803 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=i:5:89717 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=t:5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm?link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
