Borowitzreport.com wrote:

>Date: Updated September 28, 2003

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>IN POLICY SHIFT, U.S. PUTS IRAQ ON eBAY

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>No Takers in First 24 Hours

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>In what was seen as a marked shift in American foreign policy, on

>Sunday the U.S. put the entire nation of Iraq up for sale on the

>Internet auction site eBay.

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>The decision to list the Middle Eastern nation on the popular auction

>site surprised many at the United Nations, where just days ago

>President George W. Bush had made an impassioned plea for troops and

>money to help rebuild the war-torn country.

>

>But Mr. Bush hinted at the policy shift in his national radio address

>Saturday, saying, "We are not occupiers nor liberators: we are highly

>motivated sellers."

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>French President Jacques Chirac was the first to notice the listing of

>Iraq on eBay Sunday morning, when the French leader logged on in search


>of some rare Edith Piaf recordings.

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>While surfing the auction site, Mr. Chirac noticed the listing for the

>oil-rich nation, with an asking price of $87 billion and a seller

>identified only as RUMMY55.

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>Jake Braswell, 39, a video store clerk who regularly visits eBay in

>search of memorabilia from the '70's television series "Battlestar

>Gallactica," said he had no intention of putting in a bid for Iraq,

>adding that he thought the listing itself was "misleading."

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>"No way is Iraq in 'mint condition,'" Mr. Braswell said.

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>As of late last night, U.S. officials were still holding out hope that

>someone, possibly erstwhile media mogul Edgar Bronfman Jr., might be

>tempted to make a bid for Iraq, but their mood was growing increasingly


>pessimistic.

>

>"In retrospect, asking for $87 billion might have been a mistake," one

>official conceded.



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