I could see that one coming.
;-)
-Ben
> The Inland Revenue sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is
> doing all the usual checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says
>
> "I notice that you buy a lot of candles."
>
> "Yes" answered the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, what do you do with the candle drippings?" The auditor asked.
>
> "A good question" noted the Rabbi We actually save them up, and when we
> have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. Every now and again,
> the candle maker sends us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question actually had a practical answer. He decided to try again ...
>
> "Well what about all these Matzo purchases ? You must gather lots of
> crumbs from all that bread, so what do you do with it?"
>
> "Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, unperturbed, "we actually collect up all the
> crumbs from the matzo. Once we have enough, we send them in a box to the
> manufacturer, and every once in a while, they send us a box of matzo
> balls."
>
> "Oh" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how to fluster the Rabbi.
>
> "Well tell me this, then, Rabbi" he continued "what do you do with all
> the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
>
> "Yes, here too we do not waste" replied the Rabbi. "What we do is save
> up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we parcel them up and
> actually send them to the Inland Revenue."
>
> "What?!! Inland Revenue?!?" Questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Yes" replied the Rabbi, "Inland Revenue ... and in return, about once a
> year, they send us a little pr!ck like you."
>
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