I had some friends that decided to take up black powder rifle hunting. They
quickly got bored. And drunk. (Standard for hunting, right?) So they started
pouring the powder into their empties and making their own fuses from the
toilet paper roll they had brought. My friend lit the "fuse" and BOOM!
He looked just like Yosemite Sam. Blackened and streaked face, hair standing
back, singed and blackened. Larn'd him a durn good lesson.
-Kevin
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Campbell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 1:45 PM
Subject: Re: Dumbasses
> My friends and I smashed, oh, 20 or so model rocket engines and
> collected the powder from them. We piled it up in the middle of the
> road, crouched around, and dropped a match on it.
>
> Really, other than my shirt permanently smelling like sulfur, it wasn't
> that bad, and I grew the hair back on my legs after a couple of months.
>
> - Jim
>
> Kevin Graeme wrote:
>
> >Ah, that brings back memories! I used to love playing with fire.
> >Fortunately, I never burned anything down nor lost more than some body
hair
> >and singed some eyebrows.
> >
> >-Kevin
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Jim Campbell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 1:30 PM
> >Subject: Re: Dumbasses
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>No, the fire goes out before it burns his clothes off.
> >>
> >>- Jim
> >>
> >>Kevin Graeme wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>Is there nudity?
> >>>
> >>>----- Original Message -----
> >>>From: "C. Hatton Humphrey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>>To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>>Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 12:44 PM
> >>>Subject: RE: Dumbasses
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>ROFL! NWF but definitely on the list for new submissions to Jackass!
> >>>>
> >>>>Hatton
> >>>> -----Original Message-----
> >>>> From: Bill Wheatley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 1:37 PM
> >>>> To: CF-Community
> >>>> Subject: Dumbasses
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.terranhighcommand.com/eyyeball/firemelon.wmv
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >
>
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