>What do rednecks do on halloween?
>
>Pump-kin
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>
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>Subject: Bad Halloween jokes
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>Where does Dracula water ski?
>In Lake Erie, off course.
>
>What do you get when you divide the circumference
>of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
>Pumpkin Pi.
>
>People who play the stock market get happy on Halloween. Why? Its ticker
>treat night!
>
>Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
>Because he was up all night studying for his
>blood test!
>
>Why don't mummies go on vacations?
>Because they might relax and unwind!!
>
>-Ben
>
>
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