> 7. Basketball is Canadian
Didn't the Aztecs have it first?
> 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless
lives each year.
Didn't Marconi invent shortwave or the basic tech. Wasn't velcro invented by a
swiss man (http://www.si.edu/lemelson/centerpieces/iap/inventors_dem.html),
Wasn't the inventor of penicillin Scottish
(http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpenicillin.htm)? I can go on but
I'm seeing a trend here.
>
> 23. A Canadian invented Superman.
Only half of the team that created Superman was Canadian and He's as Jewish as
he is Canadian (or more so and both creators were Jewish), so I've got 'dibs' on
him by a bit of time. :)
http://jmodern.com/jmodern/superman.htm
> 24. We have colured money.
Late. Others had it first and they spell it correctly. :)
> 25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
But does your beer?
> BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
>
> 24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Only Canadians drink beer with mittens on. Only canadians wear mittens past the
age of 3.
> 25. And we don't bomb our allies.
Canadians have allies? ;)
> oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
But they're not as fun.
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