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What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's makeup.
Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his
little friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his willy.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry
groceries.
What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year olds.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!
What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand!
What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
His other hand!
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
Several children have fingered him.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg
and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone
abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
Why did Michael Jackson have to quit Cub Scouts?
He was up to a pack a day.
What do Michael Jackson and Gap Kids have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
You know the old Joke when your spouse turns 40, you're going to trade
her in for two 20 year olds? Well, Jacko didn't think it was a joke when
Lisa Marie turned 30, so he trader her in for 3 ten year olds.
OK, I'll stop now
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