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From: cantrl. a [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, December 02, 2003 12:37 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re:Petition
Imagined conversation with these guys -
"Now you just hold on there partner. This is merika', god's chosen land,
and we here like our guns and we like to use em too. If left alone, them
wolves would invade our homes and tell our woman folk how to prepare our
hot-dish. They're clearly a threat to our kin. And for what other reason
would god put them wolves on earth in the first place? I tell ya HE put them
here for us to shoot at from helicopters - yee haw! If god intended for us
to not eat meat, why would HE have called it meat - just try to answer that
one. Now you just take this petition and put it where the sun don't shine -
this is merika', nobody tells us what to do, especially some fancy pants
petition. You want us to stop shootin from helicopters, come on up and take
our guns from our cold dead hands."
Uhh, nobody wants to take your guns sir. We just don't think shooting at
wolves from helicopters is really all that fair to the wolves. No, we're not
trying to say they're equal to God's children and we're not trying to tell
you how to live - we just feel bad for the wolves because you see, all they
have to defend theirselves is their teeth, and they wouldn't even use that
on you unless you were strangling it by hand or something. Some of us would
like to enjoy the woods knowing that a helicopter isn't going to fly over,
guns a blazing out the window, firing at wolves and any other thing that
moves. Maybe could you try a bow and arrow, or shoot from an ATV or
something? Doesn't the whole helicopter/sniper thing sort of ruin the
challenge of the hunt at all?
"You lib'ral pansy, you're a disgrace to merika' and not even worth talkin
to, you have a skewed world view (got that one from Fox) - I'm gettin a beer
and gonna turn on Rush and get all red in the face and then cuss off
lib'rals. stupid wolves... stupid lib'rals... grumble."
>This is the most digusting thing I have heard in a long time. I have
admired
>Alaska for many years, but this decision is idiotic. Apparently there are
>enough wolves in the world to allow the wholesale slaughter of thousands
by
>rednecks with rifles flying around in helicopters. The link below is to a
>petition aimed at changing the governors mind.
>
>
>http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/372846429
><http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/372846429>
>
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