Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near
Hillary's hometown. They are low on fuel so Bill pulls
into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes
out and begins to pump gas into the First couple's gas
tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger
window. "Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school,
do you remember me?", he asks. They chat for a few minutes,
Bill pays and the First couple leaves. As they drive
off, Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks
over at Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think
what it would be like if you had married him instead
of me", he says smugly. Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then
she replies, "Well I guess you'd be pumping gas and
he would be the President."
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