He called the waitress over and said, "There's broth all over the table. I think the bowl is cracked."
The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Maybe it has a leek in it!"
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Little Johnny and his friend Billy were playing in a lane, and found a donkey that had died with a hard on. Being mischievous, Little Johnny cut off the donkey's penis and began brandishing it in the air.
Just then a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane. Little Johnny didn't want to be caught with it, so he tossed it over the wall of the Nunnery. Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll found the penis in the bushes.
"Oh sweet Jesus," says Sister Agnes.
"What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as a sheet."
"It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies. "They have murdered Father O'Toole!"
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One day there was a lady trying to unlock the car with a hanger.
A man walked up and asked, "Did you lock your keys in your car?"
She said, "No, I just washed my car and I am trying to hang it up to dry."
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