There's a brothel on top of a mountain.
There's a man on the way up the mountain, a man in the brothel, and a man coming down the mountain. What were their nationalities??
The man going up the mountain was Russian, the man in the brothel was Himalayan, and the man coming down the mountain was Finnish!
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John: I'm going to the kitchen, Jill. Can I get you anything while I'm up?
Jill: If you're up, you already have something for me.
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Prostitute to man: "Hi, want to have sex?"
Man to prostitute: "Okay. Only if you do it like my wife does."
Prostitute: "I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?"
Man: "She does it for free."
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What do you get when you kiss a bird?
"Chirpies". It's a canarial disease. Don't laugh! There's no tweetment!
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"How did you lose your job at the dress shop?" a woman asked her friend.
"Well, after trying on about 85 dresses, the customer said to me, "I think I'd look nicer in something flowing-
And I suggested the Mississippi........."
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JUST WONDERING...
How can someone "draw a blank"?
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Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
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Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
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I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up in the morning . . . He went from bed to verse.
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Quasimodo is surprised to see Esmeralda come in carrying a wok, and says, "Are you cooking Chinese for tonight, then?"
"No," she replies, "I'm ironing your shirts."
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