> and crackers for Christmas dinner at their overstuffed, miniscule
> trailer last year. There wasn't enough room for everyone to stand
> in there, let alone sit down ...
So what you're saying is that you ruined her Christmas because you wanted to
so something as basic as SIT while you were EATING?
How *DARE* you?!?
... Sorry, can't keep the sarcasm up any more than that. My mom is one of 6
children (the second oldest of 5 girls) and I got to watch the insanity that
ensued from that. All I can say is that there is nothing you can honestly
say or do to justify her schism.
Actually, kinda reminds me of a bit of motherly advice I got from my mom.
She told me that when people started going off on me for something
inconsequential to look them straight in the eye and with a deadpan and
heartfelt tone say something along the lines of:
"I see that I have done or said something in the past to offend you. I hope
you can find it in your heart to forgive me."
Then walk away laughing.
Hatton
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