After all, I'm always jabbing people with my Puns!
<hehehe>
-Ben
>sorry, but until you try being married to a Punjabi woman, I have no
>sympathy. If any of the women on this list are Punjabi, I apologize (but I
>don't take it back).
>
>~Simon
>
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: 29 December 2003 06:10
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: I think I'm in trouble
>
>
> Actually, this one is chip modded to 305 HP. It's a screaming ball of
> fire.
>
> P.S. It's going back to the dealership tomorrow. I spoke with the
> most irate fiancee I've ever seen. The old thing about Hell hath no
> fury like a woman scorned is absolutely true.
>
> - Matt Small
>
> On Sunday, December 28, 2003, at 06:06 PM, Tim Heald wrote:
>
> > I have 240 stock HP today. That will be 260 + when all my parts get
> > here.
> > Yours comes with 265 hp and an additional 100 pounds or so.
> >
> > I have raced and beaten bunches of GT mustangs. Yours only has minor
> > performance gains over those. Fast car, easy to modify if your into
> > it.
> > Still stock for stock I would win.
> >
> > Tim
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Sunday, December 28, 2003 12:09 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Re: I think I'm in trouble
> >
> > I'm kind of onboard with you in this line of thinking. I'm not an
> > unreasonable person, nor am I really into impulse purchases,
> > although I
> > move fast when I see something I want. I've been thinking about
> > something new for a while, and now that time has come.
> >
> > On the other hand, this is quite the toy... it's not much more that I
> > was already paying... and it's not nearly as useful as the
> > truck. But
> > gosh darn it, I was sick of driving that truck an hour to work every
> > day.
> >
> > I'm flip-flopping back and forth on this. I want the car, yet I hate
> > to be seen as frivolous.
> >
> > BTW, does anybody know if there is actually a buyer's remorse law in
> > SC? For that matter, anywhere? I've had four people tell me tonight
> > that there is anywhere from 24-72 hours to return the vehicle. Is
> > this
> > true? I can't find any reference to it on the internet.
> >
> > Also Tim... I would believe you about the SRT-4 smoking a Mustang GT
> > until I drove this one. My mom had a 97 Mustang GT that I drove
> > around
> > a while. I think there are little hydrogen bombs for detonation
> > rather
> > than gas and spark plugs in this car.
> >
> > - Matt Small
> >
> > On Monday, January 18, 2038, at 10:14 PM, Tim Heald wrote:
> >
> > > Dewd screw that. You have to drive the thing not her. Let her
> > > go buy your truck and you get the stang. Better yet go buy an
> > > SRT-4.
> > >
> > > I'll still smoke you without some more mods :)
> > >
> > > I just ordered some today :)
> > >
> > > Tim
> > >
> > > ---------- Original Message
> > > ----------------------------------
> > > From: Matthew Small <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > Date: Sat, 27 Dec 2003 23:42:53 -0500
> > >
> > > >I pulled a boner today.
> > > >
> > > >I'm in the market for a new vehicle, since the truck that I'm
> > > driving,
> > > >while good looking and well running, has 173,000 miles on
> > > it. It's a
> > > >1995 Chevy Silverado, 4x4. My fiancee loves the thing,
> > > thinks it's the
> > > >manliest truck on this earth. For the record, she's 23, I'm 31,
> > > we
> > > >don't live together, and she's never had a FT job before since
> > > she just
> > > >graduated Grad School with an MBA. She's a lovely girl, just a
> > > little
> > > >idealistic sometimes due to youth.
> > > >
> > > >So I go out today, just browsing and this car catches my eye
> > > - it' s a
> > > >2001 Mustang GT. Worse yet, it's a Mustang GT Bullitt - a
> > > Steve
> > > >McQueen style race car. So I test drive it, am unnaturally
> > > scared to
> > > >death of it, and then buy it. I figure since it's only got
> > > 38,000 on
> > > >the odometer, that it will get getter mileage than the giant
> > > truck, and
> > > >that she also has a Mustang that this will resonant well with
> > > the
> > > >fiancee.
> > > >
> > > >Anyway, I proceed to call her after I buy it and she starts
> > > crying
> > > >because I got rid of the truck. She's a bit emotional too
> > > sometimes.
> > > >Please don't get the wrong idea, she's great, but emotional
> > > about
> > > >things sometimes.
> > > >
> > > >Let me tell you a little bit more about the car - it's
> > > unbelievably
> > > >fast. I don't know the stats, but the car has some sort of
> > > mod chip in
> > > >it that pushes it to 305 HP. It's a five speed ass haulin' trip
> > > to the
> > > >hospital then to jail for wreckless driving. I admit that I'm a
> > > freak
> > > >for speed sometimes. This is without doubt the fastest car
> > > I've ever
> > > >been in. Anyway, it's a cool little thing with all of the bells
> > > and
> > > >whistles.
> > > >
> > > >We're not going to have any children soon, so that not an
> > > issue, but
> > > >she did say that she thought I was going to get something
> > > more "yuppie"
> > > >- like an SUV or BMW or something like that.
> > > >
> > > >Anyway, that's the boner. I think I'm going to take the car
> > > back
> > > >tomorrow morning and get the truck back. Any comments
> > > from my friends
> > > >on the list?
> > > >
> > > >- Matt Small
> > > >
> > > >
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> > >
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> >
> >
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