so the hick couple is gettin' married
she goes to the doctor to get contraception
on the honeymoon, he goes to the bathroom afterwards,
and notices it's PURPLE!
"honey, what kind of contraceptive did you get?"
"a diaphragm, dear"
"what kind of jelly did you use?"
"grape"
;-)
-Ben
>hmmm... I've just always heard of it as KY jelly. Whatever, I'll try
>anything :)
>
>marlon
>
>Ben Doom wrote:
>
>>There's a local blackberry that's especially good. Also, I know someone
>>who says they can get kudzu jelly. Never had it, but if you want some
>>local color....
>>
>>--benD
>>
>>Marlon Moyer wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>Hey, can you score me some jelly?
>>>
>>> >-----Original Message-----
>>> >From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 12:38 PM
>>> >To: CF-Community
>>> >Subject: Re: Things I have been asked
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >When people in college found out I was from KY, the first question was
>>> >always "Can you score me some pot?" or "Can I bum a cigarrette?"
>>> >
>>> >You know, because I'm such a heavy smoker and all. Grr.
>>> >
>>> >--bend
>>> >
>>> >Marlon Moyer wrote:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>They have women in Canada? I thought it was all just male explorers
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >in
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>big furry parkas.
>>> >>
>>> >>actually Dan, I know the feeling. When we moved to South Dakota, we
>>> >>were always asked questions like "Are the Indians allowed to ride
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >their
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>horses across your yard?"
>>> >>
>>> >>Dan Phillips wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >I got in because I married a Canadian. You either have to do that or
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >get
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >hired by a Canadian company. You could get a visitors pass. If you
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >have
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >a passport you are allowed to stay for 6 months. During that time
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >you
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >could job shop and work on getting your work visa.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >-----Original Message-----
>>> >> >From: dana tierney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >> >Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 10:49 AM
>>> >> >To: CF-Community
>>> >> >Subject: Re:Things I have been asked
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >You forgot Vancouver, which is a little like San Francisco with
>>> >> >mountains, from what I remember of it. Ottawa isn't THAT big. I get
>>> >> >claustrophobia when my family tries to talk me into moving back
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >there.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >Great for tulips in the spring and maples in the fall though. A
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >pretty
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >place, if you are looking for a smallish city. Toronto has all of
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >the
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >good and bad points of big cities -- vibrant nightlife, traffic, and
>>> >> >crime. Very flat tho, but moderate temperatures for Canada. Montreal
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >is
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >a really great city in my opinion but if you move there you had best
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >be
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >willing to learn to speak French.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Not sure how the job market is (I live in New Mexico) but judging by
>>> >> >what I saw when I googled around for someone else you really need to
>>> >> >find the job then emigrate. I am sure Dan can tell you more if you
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >are
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >interested.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Dana
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >>It is nice. Immigration can be a pain though. All depeneds on your
>>> >> >>sponsor. I'm still taking a look at things around here career wise
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >but
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >>not looking too hard since I still have my job with CFX. Montreal,
>>> >> >>Toronto, and Ottawa are huge cities and I'm sure you could find a
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >CF
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >>related job. There is a bit of a "brain drain" going on here
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >though.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >>Everyone is moving to the states because there is more money.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>-----Original Message-----
>>> >> >>From: Mark Smyth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >> >>Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 11:08 AM
>>> >> >>To: CF-Community
>>> >> >>Subject: RE: Things I have been asked
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>I've toyed with the idea of emigrating to Canda before... It
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >sounds
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >> >>like a
>>> >> >>great place to live.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Is there plenty of work for developers over there?
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>-----Original Message-----
>>> >> >>From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >> >>Sent: 29 December 2003 16:05
>>> >> >>To: CF-Community
>>> >> >>Subject: Things I have been asked
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Just thought I would share this in case anyone needs a laugh this
>>> >> >>morning.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Since people found out I was moving to Canada, I've had some really
>>> >> >>strange questions. It's funny how many people think we all live in
>>> >> >>Igloos here. The following have been asked by family, friends, and
>>> >> >>co-workers.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>- Do they have Coke or Pepsi in Canada?
>>> >> >>- Do they have malls in Canada?
>>> >> >>- Do they celebrate Christmas?
>>> >> >>- Who is the King and what's his name?
>>> >> >>- How will you keep moose out of your backyard?
>>> >> >> _____
>>> >> >> _____
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> > _____
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> > _____
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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