Hack, cough, sputter?
Hey buddy, are you ill?
Here, have some chicken soup!!
:-)
-Ben

... so at the funeral, they are delivering the eulogy.
A woman stands up in the audience, and in a thick Yiddish accent says "Mister, give him some chicken soup! Give him some chicken soup!"
"Madam, it wouldn't help." "It vouldn't hoit!!"
<oy>

>> -Ben
>> aka BenB
>> not to be confused with evil partner BenD,
>> other inveterate punster on the list :-)
>> <think Laurel and Hardy hehe>
>
>Given our relative weights, that is *not* an innacurate image.  Although
>I understand Benny is dropping the pounds and I am (slowly) picking them up.
>
>Anyhow, do watch what you say.  If you leave yourself open for punning,
>one or both of us *will* get you.  We are merciless and have no shame.
>
>Bwah, hahahahahahahahahack*cough**sputter*
>
>--benD
>
>
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