Three computers?  Apparently he wants to turn from couch potato into porn addict! haha

I'm surprised the retard didn't ask for a new TV. AHAHAHAHA
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Kevin Graeme
  To: CF-Community
  Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 1:33 PM
  Subject: Re: Litigious States of America

  Hell, I want to sue Charter too, I'm not sure for what yet but I already
  threw out the "I'm a lazy bastard so give me money" plan.

  -Kevin

  ----- Original Message -----
  From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
  To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
  Sent: Friday, January 09, 2004 1:12 PM
  Subject: Litigious States of America

  >       TV addict seeks to sue
  >       January 9, 2004
  >
  >       A Wisconsin man is threatening to sue his cable television company
  for conspiring to turn his entire family into couch potatoes, local
  newspapers reported yesterday.
  >
  >       In a complaint filed with local police, Timothy Dumouchel said the
  Charter Communications cable firm was responsible for his own TV addiction,
  his wife's 23kg weight gain and his children being "lazy channel surfers".
  >
  >
  >       "I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife
  is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,"
  Dumouchel said in his written complaint.
  >
  >       He said he would be willing to forgo his small claims suit in
  exchange for $5 000, or three computers, or even a lifetime supply of free
  internet service from Charter. - Sapa-AFP
  >
  >
  > http://capeargus.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=55&fArticleId=321853
  >
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