Don't worry yourself. "We" are now keeping tabs on Steven for getting a
little too close to the mark. He must have gotten a bad translation of our
documents somewhere because it's not "Planet" but "Plant" and not "Seedings"
but "Seedlings". Though his phrasing works, it lacks the additional nuances.

Well I know _I_ am a menial alien philodendron bureaucrat, but according to
my roster, Steven appears to be one of the monkeys we engineered for food
and labor.

Most people don't know of our existence. Except for the damn vegans. And
don't worry, I have already notified our houseplant sleeper agents in all of
your homes. Just give them some nice water and you can enjoy waking up from
a nice pod dream in the morning.

-Kevin

> I kind of prefer the Theory of Alien Planet Seedings myself.
>
> - Jim
>
> Kevin Graeme wrote:
>
> >Knock yourself out, monkey boy.
> >
> >:-)
> >
> >-Kevin
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Schuster, Steven" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 1:00 PM
> >Subject: RE: Georgia may shun "evolution" in schools
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>Last time I checked it was still the "Theory of Evolution" not the
"Proof
> >>
> >>
> >of
> >
> >
> >>Evolution"
> >>
> >>Does that mean I can teach the "Theory of Alien Planet Seedings" as
well?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
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