is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and start singing "And I did
it...MY WAY!"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty
Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN,
FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN
about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf
hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and walk around like
everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and
shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby
and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for Governor of
California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Charlotte has really let
herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one
is Michale Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
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