Dunno, but the futures market for them on the CBOE would be a hedge investment :-)

>Speaking of hogs, what kind of meat does a hedgehog produce?
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>Possible Answers: Hedgeham, Hedgebacon, Hedgepork....!
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>From: Ben Braver
>Celebrated mainly in Pennsylvania,
>in the rest of the country it would have a shadow of a chance...
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>>Pig farmers have never done well in the United States. Most Americans
>>prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham.
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>>The porcine raisers were hopeful to see a significant increase in their
>>business after the scares about health over beef, but most of the
>>benefits had gone to the poultry and fish industries, Sale of ham and bacon
>>remained virtually unchanged.
>>Because of this, The National Porcine Association hired a major Madison
>>Avenue advertising firm to boost sale of pork products. They decided on an
>>intensive campaign to saturate magazines television and radio with ads
>>urging people to eat pork patties.
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>>The campaign was given an extra boost when Congress was convinced to
>>designate the second of February as the day when every family would be
>>urged to eat pork sausage.
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>>That day would be celebrated nationally, of course, as Ground Hog Day.
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