From of all places, alt.talk.origins:
In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
Andrew Arensburger <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Erwin Moller <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
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> Hank wrote:
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>--
>Assimilate a pitiful little species like you? I think not! - Q of Borg
>
>
> Isn't Q from the continuum?
> They are not the Borg.
> The Q are omnipotent and the Borg is a collection of assimilated cyborgs.
>
>
> I thought it was just one of the "I am X of Borg" jokes:
>
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Brain of Borg. Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
I am Buttons of Borg. Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg. You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
I am Dot of Borg. Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will assimilate you squeeze you and love you...
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1.
I am Piglet of Borg. If I weren't so small, resistance would be futile.
I am Popeil of Borg. You will be assimilated -- but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Tick of Borg. Resistance is... Oooh! Shiny things!
[That is a pure ferret line]
I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilation is what Tiggers do best!
I am Windows of Borg. Prepare... oops, out of memory!
We are Devo of Borg. We are not men, we are Borg.
I am Bush of Borg. Resistance is treason.
--
Larry C. Lyons
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