>> > 10 Reasons Why Hockey is Better Than Sex!!
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> > > 10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
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> > > 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
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> > > 8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
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> > > 7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
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> > > 6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
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> > > 5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
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> > > 4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
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> > > 3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
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> > > 2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
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> > > 1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES
> > >
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