It's not you.

Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator
VantageMed Operations (Kansas City)
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-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Daryl Banttari
Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 1:47 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [KCFusion] KC CF employment opportunity


Candidate should also:

- Be able to do high-level management, yet retain a current, practical
knowledge of 80386 machine language and have memorized the complete Win32
API;
- Have a Zodiac sign of Pisces, Virgo, or Leo.  Aquarius will not be
considered;
- Have between 18 and 24 months' practical experience in quantum mechanics;
- Have studied golf at a university in Scotland;
- Served between 2 and 6 months in jail for a gross misdemeanor, but not
felony, offense;
And of course,
- This ten year IT vet should be willing to work for under $25/hr, with the
employer's option to convert to a salaried position at half that rate.

Is it me, or are these job orders getting a bit ridiculous these days?

--Daryl

----- Original Message -----
From: "Ryan Hartwich" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 1:24 PM
Subject: [KCFusion] KC CF employment opportunity


>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Subject: employment opportunity
>
> Skills Set:
> Candidate must have at least ten years of progressive IT software
> development and software management experience using structured system
> development methodologies as well as systems life cycle management
> methodology. Must have Four years of experience in designing Web sites,
> integrating Web and Database applications, managing and controlling
> system development projects using system life cycle management, system
> development methodologies and structured analysis and design techniques.
> Project experience must include client-server, web-enabled. and
> standalone applications. Detailed knowledge of Cold Fusion, Visual Basic
> and C++.  Contract for hire position, must be willing to convert.
> Position is located  in Kansas City.
>

 
 
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