Thats what went through my head. What they seem to be needing is a CF programmer, a java programmer, a DBA, QA Specialist and a technical writer. Lets see, CF-80k, Java-80k, DBA-80k, QA-60k, Writer-50k. Hot damn I could be making $350k if I was that smart. LOL
---------- Original Message ---------------------------------- From: "Keith Purtell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2002 13:28:46 -0500 >In addition to the wildly unrealistic nature of their wish list, there's another >problem. No human >being in existence could pack all those activities into a normal work day. Someone in >their HR >department is smoking banana peelings. > >Keith Purtell, Web/Network Administrator >VantageMed Operations (Kansas City) >Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, is for the >sole use of the >intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information. Any >unauthorized >review, use, disclosure or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended >recipient, please >contact the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message. > > >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On >Behalf Of Misty Woodward >Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:21 PM >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Subject: [KCFusion] Impossible Candidate > > >I know last week we had the discussion about how employers were wanting candidates >with CF >experience plus maybe some C or VB. Even the skills required in that post I was quite >surprised. >UNTIL.... > >(Landed in my inbox today) >The candidate should have all these skills: > >1. Computer Science undergraduate degree is big plus >2. Minimum of 5 years of web development experience >3. ColdFusion >4. Java >a. Classes, Servlets >b. JMS >c. JBOSS, WebLogic, TogetherJ >d. Javascripting >5. Oracle 8i and/or 9i >a. DBA >b. PL/SQL >6. XML/DTD - Using, parsing, developing in CF and Java >7. BizTalk with IWay or any similar tools / ETL tools knowledge is a >plus >8. Extremely good understanding of development cycles and needs in each >cycle >a. Development, Test, Q/A, Product >b. Unit testing >c. Scripted deployment / deployment scripting (nightly builds, etc.) >d. Bug tracking >e. Documentation >9. Visual Basic >10. Very comfortable with CF Studio, MS Visial Studio 6.x (esp. VB), >CVS,MS VSS, Rapid SQL, Adobe Web Development tools, Macromedia Web >Development >tools >11. Windows 2000 O/S knowledge >12. Unix/Linux O/S knowledge is a plus >13. Very good in tranlating business requirements into programming >14. Extremely good team player >15. EDI knowledge is a plus >16. ASP and VB scripting is a plus >17. DHTML knowledge >18. Very comfortable in O/S, application, etc. software installation >19. Very comfortable in TCP/IP Networking, esp. VPN > >How much you wanna bet they only wanna pay about $50k for this super-geek lol > >Misty > > > > >--- >[This E-mail scanned for viruses by Declude Virus] > > > >______________________________________________________________________ >The KCFusion.org list and website is hosted by Humankind Systems, Inc. >List Archives........ http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-list@kcfusion.org >Questions, Comments or Glowing Praise.. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >To Subscribe.................... mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >To Unsubscribe................ mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ______________________________________________________________________ The KCFusion.org list and website is hosted by Humankind Systems, Inc. List Archives........ http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-list@kcfusion.org Questions, Comments or Glowing Praise.. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To Subscribe.................... mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe................ mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
