OK, since everyone seems to be up in arms again about the virus - here's
what it produces (I ripped this from the code) - and it's not particularly
funny..
- The male stages of life:
Age. Seduction lines.
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
Age. Favorite sport.
17 Sex.
25 Sex.
35 Sex.
48 Sex.
66 Napping.
Age. Definiton of a successful date.
17 Tongue.
25 Breakfast.
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.
- The female stages of life:
Age. Favourite fantasy.
17 Tall, dark and hansome.
25 Tall, dark and hansome with money.
35 Tall, dark and hansome with money and a brain.
48 A man with hair.
66 A man.
Age. Ideal date.
17 He offers to pay.
25 He pays.
35 He cooks breakfast next morning.
48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids.
66 He can chew his breakfast.
Philip Arnold
ASP Multimedia Limited
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