ROFLMFAO!! That is SOOOoooooOOOoooOOooooooo funny....keep us posted!!
Bryan Stevenson B.Comm. VP & Director of E-Commerce Development Electric Edge Systems Group Inc. phone: 250.480.0642 fax: 250.480.1264 cell: 250.920.8830 e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] web: www.electricedgesystems.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "S. Isaac Dealey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Talk" <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 1:46 PM Subject: Desperately Seeking John Malkovich > Where to begin... > > The story begins with Susan who... > > wait... lets back that up... > > Isaac... Isaac had bitch tits... err... umm... > > Oh nevermind... So I've mentioned on this list before that there's > this strange mythology about my being a woman... (if you order > something from Amazon.com in a different timezone can you order > something as a different person?) ... anyway... > > As the story goes, people who see me on the street commonly mistake me > for a woman, although everyone who knows me says I don't look or sound > or act or carry myself in any way feminine. Everyone who knows me > seems to think it's just the hair (which is down to the middle of my > back currently), although they're wrong. They're wrong because I > walked into an auto-parts store to pick up a socket with my head > shaved, a week's growth of hair on my face and grease on my hands and > shirt and the girl behind the counter looked me dead in the face and > asked, 'did you find everything you need mam?' > > I've never been bothered by it, in fact I find it humorous. Plus in > the last 5 years I've had to ammend the list of nuances in this > mythology because my girlfriend Tiff was a lesbian until she met me. > When we go out we always seem to be "that nice lesbian couple" at the > other table. > > So a few days ago I received an interesting twist in the plot. I'd > ordered some out of print books from Amazon.com (Mike Resnick's Oracle > seeries -- the first, Soothsayer was fantastic, I haven't read the > other 2 yet). Apparently I'm perceived as a woman even through the > mail since as my Amazon.com account reads "S. Isaac Dealey", the > bookseller who shipped two of the books to me assumed that my first > name must be "Susan" in spite of the rather masculine middle name > "Isaac". The full name on the address label read "Susan Isaac Dealey". > > > > > s. isaac "susan" dealey 954.927.5117 > new epoch : isn't it time for a change? > > add features without fixtures with > the onTap open source framework > > http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ > http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=44477&DE=1 > http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=45569&DE=1 > http://www.fusiontap.com > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:4:190998 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/4 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:4 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.4 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
