I thought it was kinda funny. Maybe not everyone has seen it. And the Style Sheet offered these declarations, specifying, I am thy Style Sheet, which have brought thee out of the land of <font>, out of the house of incompatability. Thou shalt consult no other files before me. Thou shalt make not onto thy webpage any spacer image, or any likeness of any text that ought be in <p> above, or ought be in <a> beneath, or that is in the navigation under the title. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the File thy Style Sheet am a jealous File, visiting the iniquity of the superclasses upon the subclasses unto the third and fourth child of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of elements that love me, and abide my declarations. Thou shalt not type the URL of the File thy Style Sheet incorrectly; for the Style Sheet will not hold him guiltless that typeth his URL incorrectly. Remember thy save command, to keep it safe. Six minutes shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh minute is the saving-time of the File thy Style Sheet: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy gofer, nor thy goferess, nor thy scripts, nor thy grep that is within thy editor: For in six milliseconds the Style Sheet made <body> and <head>, the <div>, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh millisecond: wherefore the Style Sheet blessed the renderer, and empowered it. Honour thy spec and add thy comments: that thy code may be readable upon the space which the File thy Style Sheet giveth thee. Thou shalt not delete me. Thou shalt not commit noncompliance. Thou shalt not steal code from others. Thou shalt not write uninteligable code against thy neighbor. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's webpage, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's javascript, nor his jpegs, nor his gifs, nor his tables, nor his ass, nor any other thing that is on thy neighbour's webpage. And all the users saw the positioning, and the rollovers, and the color of the <div>, and the title bar: and when the users saw it, they removed, and stood afar off. And they said unto the Webmaster, Code thou, and we will watch: but let not us code, lest we make an error. And Webmaster said unto the users, Fear not: for CSS is come to prove you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye make error not. And the users stood afar off, and Webwaster SSHed unto the dark server where File was. And the Style Sheet said unto Webmaster, Thus thou shalt say unto the frosh of PALY, Ye have seen that I have talked with you of the W3C. Ye shall not make with me <p>s of #f3f, neither shall ye make unto you <p>s of #663. An altar of hard drive thou shalt make unto me, and shalt dump thereon thy code updates, and thy glitch fixes, thy HTML, and thine images: in all places where I am stored my name will end with .css, and I will bless thee. And if thou wilt make me an altar of floppy, thou shalt not lift up thy magnet upon it: for if thou dost, thou hast corrupted it. Neither shalt thou upload in steps unto mine altar, that thy down-time be not discovered thereon.
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