I need money... just give me money, or I'll kill yas till ya dead.
(See what I did there, how can you kill someone until their dead? when infact you've just killed someone so therefore they are already dead... what a conundrum!) Scott. "Andrew Muller" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:22492@cfaussie... > > I need some sleep or a couple of litres of "V"... > > Robin Hilliard wrote: > > Once there was a prospersous small community of germs living in a petri > > dish. There was enough to eat, and life was ok - the population doubled > > almost every hour. Some of the germs were concerned about the population > > growth and thought perhaps more thought should be put into long term > > planning, but the other germs said "hey, that's a long way off and we're all > > too busy beating other germs to the food". > > > > Time passed, and things began to get very crowded. In response to the > > rising panic a city council meeting was called to discuss the issue, and as > > a result a great engineering project was undertaken to construct an > > additional seven petri dishes, despite the cries of a few who claimed that > > they'd missed the crux of the problem. Three hours later they were proved > > right. > > > > MORAL: KEEP YOUR EYES (OR SENSORY PSEUDOPODS) UP - GO TO MXDU! > > > > > > > > > > -- > Andrew Muller > Senior Macromedia Certified Instructor - ColdFusion, Flash > Certified Advanced Macromedia ColdFusion Developer > Certified Macromedia Flash Developer > > Daemon Internet Consultants > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > T:61 2 9380 4162 > F:61 2 9380 4204 > 17 Roslyn Gardens > Elizabeth Bay NSW 2011 AUSTRALIA > > Daemon: Serious Web Development > > > MX DownUnder: The First AsiaPac Macromedia Devcon! > http://www.mxdu.com/ > > > --- You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [email protected] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] MX Downunder AsiaPac DevCon - http://mxdu.com/
