This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all
strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up
this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face!
What's wrong with me, Doctor?" 

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says,
"Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight
..."



Cheers,
Michael Kear
Windsor, NSW, Australia
AFP Webworks.



p.s. Well *I* liked it :)



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