omg!
You win... please dear god..you win...
make the bad man stopp......
Scott
Carl wrote:
Scott, do not Evaluate() <CFDUMP> while you <CFFLUSH> eewww, *don't forget to Open.Window*.
// What Cold Fusion Taught me about dating... "A Programmers Guide to Dating"
<CF_DATING>
While on a hot Date() you can <CFEXECUTE> some special <CFFORM> and turn on the charm. I have a mate called <CFCOL> and he said he found a good <CFCATCH> when he went out the other night and he <CF_BRAGS> about it all the Time(), but after a few months she <CFDUMP>ed him Cos() he was living in Sin(). So now every time he sees a girl like that he says <CFIF> she does this I will <CFEXIT> <CFELSE> <CFABORT> the Date() OR Relationship Now()</CFIF> because <CFSET Memory_Of_That = Pain> and Now() he cannot <CFFUNCTION> normally.
He <CFSWITCH>ed tactics:
So now he has created a List() on what he wants in a girl, so now when the girls come along he checks his List() by doing a ListFind() to see if they match up. ListContains(); Trim(), good Abs(), nice Tan(), IsDefined("form") <CFIF GetTickCount() GTE 10> CreateDate() <CFELSE> Reverse() OR <CFEXIT> stage Right(). <CFIF> he Find()s a good quality he ListAppend()s that quality, because he really ValueList().
Once you start dating don't forget to GetToken() of appreciation, and once the months go by it seems that is has to IncrementValue(DollarFormat()).
And if you know that she is THE ONE "FindOneOf()" then do not Compare() her to others, otherwise that might <CFINVOKEARGUMENT> OR she may give you the <CFSILENT> treatment, and may say you DO NOT Value() me. So make sure you <CFSCHEDULE> some Time() with her in a nice <CFSETTING> so that she does not feel like IsNumber() "another number". Because CreateTimeSpan(0,0,0,5) Simply wont do...
I learnt most of this from my <CFPOP>, so <CFIF> it is a bit off then you can <CFDUMP> this all together.
<CF_DATING />
My background is Dutch and all the friends I <CFASSOCIATE> with told me that in Holland you can get some special Hash(<CFCOOKIES>) which will send you Round() the <CFLOOP> and make you not <CFFUNCTION> properly, .
:)
Scott Barnes wrote:
heh
Running geeky joke around here, but we basically use CFtags to generate a convo?
ie
I need to take a <cfdump> but can't figure out the <cfflush> should i just <cfabort>
That kinda thing. (don't get me started on the <CFHEAD> and <CFRETURN> hehehe)
Its a distraction, but great way to explorer un-used tags :D
Scott
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